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Trust Me... I'm a Millionaire! - A Get-Rich-Scheme... NOT!
Webmaster comments: This 'blind' scheme, as I call it, was one of the many I receive regularly. In essence, they are all pretty much the same, but every now and then you get one which is so ludicrous it would be laughable - if it wasn't a serious attempt to part you from your cash!
The extracts below are reproduced - complete with original spelling, punctuation and grammatical syntax - without prejudice, apology or further comment (well, almost). Enjoy.

A few short years ago, I was completely broke and could barely survive...

Now I earn over

£1,300,000 every 12 months

So Can You

I'm Willing To Show You Exactly How To Do It

Take the Risk Free 60 Day Trial

  • Would you like to earn £1000, £5000 or even £10,000 a week, every week starting from nothing?
  • Would you like to be able to earn this money working from home, when you felt like it and no more than 10 to 15 hours a week...without having to give up your normal job?
  • Would you like to have all the time you could possibly want to enjoy yourself and for getting the very best out of life?
  • Would you like to be worth over a million pounds within the next four years?
Dear Independent Thinker

I know it sounds incredible, but before you dismiss this claim, let me prove how I do it, and explain how you too, can make hundreds of thousands of pounds working from home, even in your first year.

My name is A N Other. I'm ** years old. I'm a true life example of an ordinary person who has made a unique fortune starting from nothing.

I want to show you a uniquely easy process for making money. It's definitely not something you have ever tried or even heard before.

Don't worry if in the past you've responded to other offers that have let you down. You haven't wasted your time. Like everything in life you have to experience what won't work before you can appreciate a genuine system that does. (How patronising! JL)

Why Should I Share My Secrets With You?

To make more money? I've already got more than I'll ever... --snip--

--snip-- ...the system I want to tell you about is a simple blueprint for making money that's easy to follow and needs only the minimum of effort.

You don't need to meet anyone. There's no face to face or telephone selling involved. You don't have to recruit people. It's got nothing to do with multilevel marketing, pyramid selling or stock markets. In fact you never come into contact with the people who buy from you, unless you want to.

No Special Talents Required

You don't need any special talents... --snip--

--snip-- ...a totally unconventional approach to money making. Even the hard bitten financial journalist Robert Schindler (sorry, who?) admits:

"There is not now nor will there ever be in the coming years, any other process enabling anyone to become rich overnight so easily and starting with little or no money..."

If You Have Nothing At The Moment

Don't worry if you've got nothing or you're deeply in debt.(yeah, right.) If you're unemployed like I was when I first discovered what I'm about to tell you, you'll have more time to get things going.

No matter how harsh your present situation, I can show you a way out of it, quickly, easily and forever. (Not suicide, I hope!?)

I know this because I've been there myself... --snip--

A Breakthrough Development

But I also remember very clearly the day I was killing time in my local library when a newspaper article caught my attention. It told of a new way of making money. A process that needed no money to start with and something you could do from home.

I could barely believe what I was reading... --snip--

--snip-- ...sent away for information... --snip--

Within 30 days of receiving it and putting it into practice, my life had changed beyond all recognition. I began making money for the first time. It could easily do the same for you.

The First Million Within Four Years

From that day it took me just under four years to make my first million pounds. Although it didn't happen at once, I enjoyed every step of the way because I knew at last I was onto the right thing.

I've never looked back and now make anything between £975,000 and £1.3 million every year sometimes more. I still only work 10 - 15 hours a week from home... --snip--

--snip-- ...envy of all my family and friends... --snip--

--snip-- ...travel around the world... --snip--

As Much Holiday As You Want

--snip--

A Process That Can Be Applied Anywhere

The system I use is so ingenious, it virtually runs itself. You can monitor how it's doing from anywhere in the world. You can put it into practice in several countries at the same time, sit back and watch the money flow into your accounts.

If in the past you've responded to other proposals... --snip--

What Do I Need To Get Started?

  • You don't need much time. Over the last 12 months I've worked no more than 10 - 15 hours a week and have earned £1,319,879.96 (would that be before or after tax?) but then I'm lazy. I know plenty of other people using this method, making a lot more than I do because they're happy to work harder.
  • You don't have to give up your job. You will be able to complete everything you need to do within one hour a day to begin with. So you can treat it as a part-time experiment until you're sure you like it.
  • You don't need much money. (Less than £50). Like all solid business proposals this one is self financing, but I show you how to keep costs down and run everything on a shoestring until the money starts coming in.
  • You don't need any previous experience. Just follow the simple steps I lay down for you. I tell you everything you need to know.
  • You don't need to form a company buy equipment or stock. You don't need a car. I show you how to start at home. A telephone would make life easier but is not essential. It doesn't matter where you live.
  • You don't need any luck. You'll find there is no such thing in business.
  • All you need is a little time. Give yourself a few days to absorb what I have to tell you and start to put it into practice... --snip--
--snip-- ...when the money starts arriving you'll be staggered at just how quickly it comes in.

Within a few weeks you'll be in a position to decide if you want to continue doing it on the side or go full-time and wave goodbye to your old boss forever!

Think What You Will Do With All The Money You Make

--snip-- ...system is complete in every sense. Altogether it's a 298 information packed pages (Well, what do you know? It's a 'how to' manual!) you see I don't leave anything out. Don't worry it's fully illustrated and so simple to follow a teenager could succeed with it.

If you put it into practice immediately, by this time next year you'll be tens of thousands of pounds richer than you are now, maybe even hundreds of thousands.

This is real. It works. Don't rob yourself out of the opportunity to try it out. You can't lose - if you don't think it will work for you just send it back for a full refund.

By the way here are just a few of the many thankyou letters I receive every week from people all over the world (I've converted their local currencies into pounds sterling for easy reckoning):

£7,000 in five days...
"Last Monday I used what I learned on page 83 to make £7,000. It took me all week to do it, but that's not bad for five days work." (M W, Cape Town SA)

£24,000 in 45 days...
"£24,000 thank you for introducing me to your confidential money-making system. That's how much I've made so far." (J H, Atlanta USA)

£160,000 in 11 months...
"Eighteen months ago in sheer desperation for a better life I sent for your information. Over the last 11 months I have made £160,000." (N J, Sydney Australia)

--snip--

Formal And Legal Guarantee

It is agreed that if you don't make at least £500 a week more than you are now within the first 60 days of putting these methods into practice and working no more than 10 - 15 hours a week just return the information and you'll receive a full and instant refund.

Confidential Agreement

Although this system is entirely legal, the nature of the processes involved are highly confidential. You must agree not to divulge the information you receive to anyone else. This is all I ask of you.


And that's about it, really. The punch line is that he wants you to send him £39.95 for the manual - although he doesn't exactly say it's a manual. Oh, and if you reply within 7 days you get a tenner off.

I get this sort of scheme through the letterbox about once a fortnight, on average. As I've said elsewhere, they're all pretty much along the same lines. This one is actually quite well written, compared to some, and at least he doesn't beat you over the head with a long list of what it isn't, as so many of them do.

I was going to 'name names', as it were but I don't see why I should give him a free ad by mentioning his company's details, do you?

However, if any of you recognise this spiel as an offer you have taken up - and would like to talk about it - let me know, anonymously, of course. I'd be particularly interested to hear if anyone has tested the guarantee.

As far as the subject of the manual goes, it's only a guess but maybe it goes something like:

"Place an ad in your local free advertising paper, worded as follows: 'Free, to anyone who sends me...'"

Well, maybe not.

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